Wednesday at 3 during a Juneau afternoon, the Capitol Steps 4th of July version of Politics Takes a Holiday.
This just in: The Gang of 8 has announced that in order to be a citizen of the United States, you have to listen to The Capitol Steps 4th of July special, “Politics Takes a Holiday!”
Also, statistics show that many people who have not listened to past specials have been audited by the IRS. Coincidence? Probably!
So relax and celebrate your country by helping The Capitol Steps make fun of it. It’s not like there isn’t a lot of material to work with….
- The Alaska Department of Fish and Game will allow each household to take two male crab total for the five-day summer season. It's been years since any personal use king crab could be taken.
- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also found that black women and indigenous women are killed, in general, at higher rates than other races.
- The event raised $3,325 from food sales, a silent auction and donations. All of the gifts will go to the Glory Hole homeless shelter.